Doctor, Please Don’t Say That!

When the Doctor Opens Their Mouth… You Know You’re in Trouble

There’s a moment every patient knows too well.

The doctor stops typing. Looks at the screen. Clears their throat.

And then says something that absolutely should not be said out loud.

That moment, awkward, terrifying, unintentionally hilarious, is the heartbeat of Doctor, Please Don’t Say That!, a laugh-out-loud humorous coloring book for teens and adults that turns the stress, anxiety, and absurdity of medical visits into something wonderfully therapeutic: humor and creativity.

This isn’t just a coloring book. It’s a coping mechanism, a stress reliever, and a safe place to laugh at things that usually make us uncomfortable.

If you’ve ever left a doctor’s office replaying a sentence in your head and thinking,“Wow… I wish I could unhear that.”This book is for you.

A funny coloring book of things no patient wants to hear.